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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!
Echo Fine Properties

30 DEC

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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

 

What did the tree say when the movers pulled up?

“Hey, please don’t LEAF me here!!”

 

What has one leg, a big mouth and is always coming and going?

“A Mailbox”

 

What green car at the Indy 500 just like in real estate is slow, but always gets your payments out front?

“PACE”

 

Why did Alvin the chipmunk pass on the house?

“Because he was on the fence”

 

Which rooms do ghosts avoid?

“The living room”

 

How many insects do you need to make money from your rental property?

“TEN ANTS!”

 

What’s the room with the most interruptions?

“The Butlers pantry”

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