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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia
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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia

Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

 

What is Iron Mike Tyson’s favorite part of his new mansion?

“The knockdown ceilings”

 

 

Which 2 Presidents always threw a car into a house sale?

“Ford and Lincoln”

 

 

Why did Hank the musician buy the house?

“It had soulful panels”

 

 

Why did the realtor buy his home a porta potty?

“It was a leakfront property”

 

 

 

What type of flooring is for losers?

“Lameinate”

 

 

 

I reside in your home and am often the first to meet you. I’m also very sympathetic and give you comfort. Who am I?

“A console table”

 

 

 

Why do Jack and Jill like their bathroom?

“It has Crown Molding”

 

 

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