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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

 

Why did the Relator not go to Egypt to sell ancient monuments?

“Might be a pyramid scheme”

 

Where did the old woman who lived in a shoe move to after her last child moved out and she sold it?

“She moved into a flat!”

 

Why is Claudette so happy she put money in escrow?

“It’s de-positive”

 

What one piece of equipment did the Marlbro Man not need?

“A smoke detector”

 

What do you call alligators interested in real estate?

“Investi-GATORS!”

 

What did the burglar yell when he broke into the real estate office?

“Nobody move!”

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