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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

 

What part of a home is always down on its luck?

“Gutters”

 

 

What can finish a marathon but go up the stairs with no arms or legs?

“A runner”

 

 

Eddie asked his Father how many letters were in the real estate alphabet?

“23. Little Eddie retorted 26. Dad explained everyone tries to stay away from H, O, and A”

 

 

What do you feel every month when the mortgage is due?

“Homesick”

 

 

What flooring is a cheapskate?

“Porcelain”

 

Why do Jack and Jill like their bathroom?

“It has crown molding”

Posted in Uncategorized on April 8, 2022 at 6:25 am.

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