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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

 

Why did the Realtor whistle at the house?

“It had curb appeal”

 

Why is using “veranda” as an expletive not a good idea?

“It’s a PORCHoice of words”

 

What did Santa say after he bought his new home?

“Ho Ho Home”

 

I reside in your home but sometimes I sit on your head. What am I?

“A Rug”

 

What is the cost of membership to the Jupiter Yacht Club?

Jupiter-Yacht-Club-1-community-sign

“There is no club!”

 

Where does Bill Gates live?

“In a Gated Community”

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