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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!
Echo Fine Properties

4 OCT

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Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

Weekly Real Estate Jokes & Trivia!

 

Why do Eskimos make good realtors?

“They aren’t afraid to make cold calls”

 

How do builders party?

“They raise the roof”

 

What is Robert Kraft’s fav spot in the backyard of his home?

“The Spa”

 

I rise and shine in and out of the house – what am I?

“A bulb”

 

What do you get when the neighbors neglect to turn off the sprinklers??

“A constant source of IRRIGATION”

 

What one piece of equipment did the Marlbro Man not need?

“A smoke detector”

 

Where does the Dalai Lama reside?

“The Doll House”

 

Why is your lawn so healthy?

“It uses Well Water”

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